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Mind Control

Some people think if you can master telekinesis you also have the power of mind control. This is not true. They are very different skills and each require their own unique technique.




The first step is capturing your target's attention. There are many ways to do this, but I prefer a direct, straightforward approach. 









Once you have captured your target's attention, you have to hypnotize that person, whoever they may be. I like to go with a circular motion, as I find it tends to be the most effective.


Once hypnotized, your target will do whatever you ask - I typically use this skill to exercise my people so I can ensure that they're ready to run away from bad guys, but, if you'll remember from one of my earlier posts, I also have used this power to save the tiny human's life. The most important thing is to always use this power for good. If I hear about any of you going out and using your newfound skills for evil I will be very upset...I may even have to come after you with my laser eyes! 

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