Blankets Are Great

You know what doesn’t get enough credit? Blankets. Blankets are awesome and have so many uses. You can use them as super soft pillows that perfectly conform to your face, like this:

Or you can wrap yourself up to stay cozy and warm.

Cotton is really kind and she keeps buying me new blankets. It seems like every time I turn around there’s another blanket in the house for me to add to my collection. In the pictures below, you can see four of the blankets she’s gotten for me – and that’s not even all of them! She’s so thoughtful!

Some blankets are a little too hot and need extra ventilation so that you can stay cozy without burning up. I have come up with a very innovative solution to this problem – air vents! Here is a picture of me improving one of the too-hot blankets:

In the picture below you can see one of my finished creations – the trademark air vents are next to my arm on the couch.

Please feel free to use this idea with your own blankets – I am sure your people will be very grateful that you have come up with such a creative solution. That is all for now, folks – I think I am going to go lay on a blanket…or maybe even under it.

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