During my patrols, I've been noticing increased cat activity around the neighborhood. Previously I would notice the occasional cat assigned to spy on me during my patrols. Of late, however, I've noticed that the cat detail assigned to me has increased. They camouflage themselves cleverly, but nothing escapes my notice. To the untrained eye, these nefarious cats can be difficult to spot, so Brian and I have enhanced the images captured by his spy network so you can identify them. I have encountered not one, not two, not three, but FOUR cats following me around the neighborhood.
I'm concerned by the fact that they have not only developed enhanced mind control technology, but based on their enhanced camouflage, they are are also clearly improving their ability to perform covert operations. This explains a lot about the bombs that were showing up in my house - while nothing escapes my notice, the rest of my team does not have my superpowered sense of smell. They rely primarily on their eyes and were clearly fooled by the flawless camouflage - understandably so, just look at how seamlessly that gray cat blends into the pavement in the image above. The cats must have slipped in while I was away and planted the bombs. I will have to continue to be on high alert and will keep you updated as we work to uncover their overarching evil scheme.
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