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Vacation Adventures - The Caribbean

For my last stop on my vacation, I decided to visit the Caribbean. Before my vacation, I did extensive research, and the dogs of the internet all said that a beach in the Caribbean was the place to go. They all had amazing pictures where it looked like they were having so much fun frolicking in the sand, so I decided I had to try it out. 


Now, I don't mean to be rude, but I feel a bit tricked by these Instagram pups. What they failed to mention was that one of the primary beach-place activities involves GETTING INTO WATER! WHY would anyone want to do that? I thought that dog was just standing on that surfboard, like one would hang out on a boat, but no! The dogs were going swimming! 

May I remind you, dear readers, of the time the cats mind controlled my bro Michael into bringing me to their van, where they literally USED WATER TO TORTURE ME. I repeat: Water is a form of torture. I'm a little concerned that these pups are blindly entering the water of their own volition. This may mean that they are under the influence of the cats - the cats' mind control technology may reach farther than Brian and I initially thought. He and I will definitely have to put our heads together once I return.

While I did not enjoy the water, I will add that digging around in the sand is pretty rad, so props to Bruno the blogger for that tip. Super fun. I also enjoyed lounging in this amazing and super stable hammock I found.



But, all in all, I decided there's nothing better than curling up on my own comfy blanket with my people, my crew, and a good bone. So, I headed back home and did just that. 


There truly is no place quite like home. 💖



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